Classic Pun Slam ONE NIGHT ONLY!!

Celebrating over 10 years!

Are you a chronic literary offenderReady to embark on a wordsmithing bender?Get off your buns& Sharpen your puns‘Cause here comes your host, the fabulous Forest Ember!

The task before you is clear10 of you must volunteerFor 3 rounds of fudges‘Front 5 esteemed judgesWhile the rest of us laugh, drink & cheer!

Grammarchists think in new waysAtop a pre-written phraseSome will advanceTo take a big chanceWith the audience's clever repartees

The next round is competitive by pluckSince the prompt, as mentioned, is potluckJust moments to thinkIt will go by in a blinkAnd leave all with jaws dropped and awestruck

Lastly, the final examGoes mono a mono to deprogramThe pun once so malignedWill tonight be enshrinedAgainst the tallest of oddsWe’ve found the punniest bipods

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Doors/sign up at 7, show at 8