Fun Intended Punslam is a slam-style punmaking contest
Now celebrating over 10 years of Punthusiasts!
Are you a chronic literary offender
Ready to embark on a wordsmithing bender?
Get off your buns
& Sharpen your puns
‘Cause here comes your host, the fabulous Forest Ember!
The task before you is clear
10 of you must volunteer
For 3 rounds of fudges
‘Front 5 esteemed judges
While the rest of us laugh, drink & cheer!
Grammarchists think in new ways
Atop a pre-written phrase
Some will advance
To take a big chance
With the audience's clever repartees
The next round is competitive by pluck
Since the prompt, as you will see, is potluck
Just moments to think
It will go by in a blink
And leave all with jaws dropped and awestruck
Lastly, the final exam
Goes mono a mono to deprogram
The pun once so maligned
Will tonight be enshrined
Against the tallest of odds
We’ve found the punniest bipods
Hey Baby - West Seattle’s Newest Drag show for New Performers! ✨ Hosted By Kimme Kash - Saturday, January 31st @7PM✨ ALL AGES EVENT
Hey Baby - West Seattle's Newest Drag show for New Performers! ✨
Join us on Saturday, January 3lst @7pm at Skylark Cafe & Club for a sickening show with your host, Seattle's Bodacious Bearded Bill Collector, Kimme Kash! This month we have Adomme A'pol and Biskwik who can't wait to turn the party along with debut performances by Ziggy Ziggy Zah! AND we had so much fun last time that we also welcome back Vima for this months Hey Baby!
All ages show, so bring the whole family! Doors are at 7pm with the show starting at 8pm, but come early to enjoy some of Skylark Cafe & Club's yummy food and good drinks!🍹 🍔
