Classic Pun Slam ONE NIGHT ONLY!!
Celebrating over 10 years!
Are you a chronic literary offenderReady to embark on a wordsmithing bender?Get off your buns& Sharpen your puns‘Cause here comes your host, the fabulous Forest Ember!
The task before you is clear10 of you must volunteerFor 3 rounds of fudges‘Front 5 esteemed judgesWhile the rest of us laugh, drink & cheer!
Grammarchists think in new waysAtop a pre-written phraseSome will advanceTo take a big chanceWith the audience's clever repartees
The next round is competitive by pluckSince the prompt, as mentioned, is potluckJust moments to thinkIt will go by in a blinkAnd leave all with jaws dropped and awestruck
Lastly, the final examGoes mono a mono to deprogramThe pun once so malignedWill tonight be enshrinedAgainst the tallest of oddsWe’ve found the punniest bipods
Doors/sign up at 7, show at 8
Vinnie Guidera & The Dead Birds are an indie rock trio from Sacramento, CA. What started as a solo acoustic project evolved into a more dynamic, textured sound with that same acoustic guitar run through a fuzzed out halfstack. Their most recent album, Afterimage, has been compared to acts like Dinosaur Jr. due to its “deliberately forged grooves” and “spacious, brain-twisting instrumentals” (Aaron Davis, Sacramento Bee).
Joined by local rock favorites Atomic Pines and Upwell
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Come join us at the Skylark Cafe & Club for the annual Community Pageant honoring the reigns of the 2025 Community Pageant Titleholders: Mr. Community Kabron St. James, Miss Community Isabella L. Richards, Ms. Community Nicole Infiniti-Cardenas, and Mx. Community Ajenda.
It's a night of talent, beauty, and fun as we showcase the amazing individuals in our community. Whether you're a performer or just want to cheer on your friends, this event is not to be missed. Get ready for a night of entertainment and celebration as our contestants compete for a chance to be crowned as one of our 2026 Community Pageant Titleholders.
Get your tickets before they are gone!
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