Foam Roller is your favorite band. Foam Roller is the greatest band to ever be a band. When you listen to Foam Roller, you will enjoy it. Listening to Foam Roller will compel you to tell all your friends about it. You shall feel the overwhelming desire to play their album loudly in public. You will show up to family gatherings for the sole purpose of evangelizing to them about the greatness of Foam Roller. Your life is now devoted to Foam Roller, the band, and Favorite Band, the album. It feels good. It feels right.